Miracle Ointment

For the last few weeks, I've listened to many of Jane's latest aches and pains.

They range from all over, from neck - to back - to knee - to high blood sugar... you name it.

I think I've heard, going on three times, about this gel her dr. gave her to alleviate pain in the area near her knee (which has been replaced).

Today, we decided to nickname it - "Miracle Ointment" Apparently this ointment is so great, she's probably going to use a months supply in two weeks. Or less.

I then commented, "they should just put it in a pump, you wouldn't even have to unscrew the lid!"

Guess what?

Now she has a pump.